What is that smell?

Hmmm smells like you have been eating a little bit of hay...some oats...and a lot of veggies...

Wait wait what is that smell...YOU HAD TACO BELL!!!

You could have warned me!

WTF is that elephant doing...for real...that is just nasty!

Oh yeah....warning! nasty picture. Guess that was a little late.

Another Durex ad

This one is great.

Note, that it is for Durex Extra Large.

Horses everywhere faint with envy.

Retarded SUV's

BMW X6

Suzuki X90

If you have seen the BMW in person you would realize what an awful looking vehicle it is.

Maybe not as bad as the X90 but bad anyway.

SUPER-Mullet

Not only a super-mullet...but old gray stripes too.

I am in awe...the gray strips just make the whole thing work.

Hard Rock Cafe!!!

Hell yeah duuude!!

You rule!!

Business up front and PARTAAAY in the back!!!

Smooth

I'm gonna say it... We all know, but I MUST verbalize it....

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Woman driver!

I imagine the cement workers loved this...hour or two getting her cruiser out, then have to fill and re-smooth... Tax Payer dollars at work.

Owww

I know it is nasty...but hey, would you expect any less of me???

If I didn't post this kind of stuff, it would be all kittens and puppies...and boobies.

I have to put something out there to counter-effect the heart-rate posts.

Sorry if you are squeamish...

not really.

Durex Ad

Durex has some very clever ads out there, and most of them will never be allowed in the US... This one should be allowed.

For those who don't know...Durex is a brand of condom.

Kind of like the video of the kid in the supermarket screaming non-stop, and the caption is...

"another reason for birth control"

Kenny's Sister?

Not sure if this is marginally sexy or not.

But wierd none-the-less.

All I can think, is Kennyette...

Opinions

Guess this means that I am going to get popped in the nose soon.

I certainly tend to voice my opinion more than I should.

Guess that is why a silly blog works for me....come on Aussies or Canadians...come pop me in the nose.

Muhahahahaha

I should start being mean to them since they can't.

Nah, not really my style...I will stick to dogging out the dorks with hockey pucks in their faces!

Heart Rate # 5

Definately will get the heart rate up...whew.

Guys I need 15 mins please, and a towel.

Heartrate

WTF of the week # 16

Not that she is some smoking hot babe, but she is a attractive girl...I am sure she could do better.

I mean look what that crap has done to the shape of his nose.

What is wrong with people.

Have fun with that in 20 years.

Christmas sweetness

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Take a cup eggnog, and pour in 3 cups of sugar, add a bottle of vanilla extract, then top it off with a sprinkle of nutmeg...ahh christmas sweetness...gag. Its enough to make "normal" people sick.

Did we make a ginger bread house and eat chestnuts by the fire too?

Im betting they are some kind of computer geeks, making a super sweet Christmas picture to compensate for something...being computer geeks probably.

Really?!?

Who does this crap???

You got that right

Why is it, that on TV everyone makes it out like the guys are the ones not wanting action?

Seems to me it is the other way around.

These shows depect the woman as some horny crazed woman whose man doesn't want any. They would rather watch the game or play on the PC...BULLSH*T. If any of you women don't believe me...stand naked next to your man and say "wanna go in the bedroom?" Guarantee they will be on the bed naked before the words finish coming out of your mouth.

For my Homophobic friend...

The Mankini...

The hairy one in the middle just does it for me.

For all of you who are considering the eye bleach or looking at the sun... just be glad I didn't post the ones with the frontal view.

I so love being mean with pictures...blogging is great!

Flare Art

Just thought this looked pretty awesome.

The way the smoke looks like an eagle and if you didn't know they were flares it almost looks like a plane shooting down another plane.

America....F**K Yeah!!!