How is he not a gynecologist?!?

Opportunity missed...

Sales genius, because everyone is dumb

Typed in wireless color printer, and these are a lot of the listings I got.

Maybe there are more wired, wireless printers than I realize.

Great plug invention

Why did it take 100 years to turn the ketchup bottle over?

Why does America not have a bidet on every toilet, like Japan?

Marketing

Basketball PSA

No need to read into anything a man says or does...it all falls to this simple truth.

Unless she is just crazy or a bitch, but then empty balls aren't your issue.

Fail Signs

Well the first one is kind of a win.

If you are one of those who do not understand what is wrong with the sign above...MMXV 

I think they lost the marketing appeal for acronyms... but hey, tits are healthy for you!!

KFC Triple D

I kinda wish this was a joke. A hotdog wrapped in fried chicken instead of a bun.  WOW!  Probably pretty good, for colon cleansing.
Link here to see what may be headed towards America, how can America be more obese than the Philippines if they are eating these?

Great Advertising

If ads like this were allowed in the U.S. they could make so much more money. 

You don't even need to translate the Japanese writing to fully understand this ad.

If you don't get it....then you probably don't get it.

Brilliant!

Microsoft Band

Nice and well done ad, but really not even close to accurate.

Everyone still looking at their wrist instead of phone, and would be awkward more often than not.

I am not sold on this at all, and didn't Apple already come up with this with the iPhone 6 as an accessory?

Solution would be to unplug once in a while and pay attentions to your kids, or life happening...not shrink it around your wrist.
Kind of funny how I am on a computer saying to unplug...what a hypocrite, now I have to blog about the author of this blog being a hypocrite, which then means that article would be hypocritical and....
(head explodes)

Kim Kardashian Full Moon

I am sure the haters will hate but I think she looks awesome!
Being a "lower side" guy I will always be a fan of the visuals.

Add this one to my Heart Helping list
Cant wait to see the photoshops coming.

Confident Plus Size

The other 22% just haven't tried yet...

Shaved Legs

Truth!

Not so subtle

Really Big....that's what she said.

Ok....cough

Not sure what this is an ad for...my guess would be Imodium AD, but I doubt it.

Pretty damn nasty.

Not real sure what this may have been an ad for, but damn is that nasty!

Yay Lisa!!

Do they really not notice these things?
Bet Lisa became much more popular after this went out.

Golden Arches

Yes! teach your kids to aspire to work at a fast food restaurant.

Reminds me of when my daughter was 8 and said she wanted to grow up to be a Walmart cashier.

Let me just pay a company to advertise thier product.

Sigh.....sad thing is, people probably bought this thing.

Fine print

Always read the fine print!

Soundless farts

Feel free to go to jail so you can earn the quiet fart.
Great advertisement!!
Maybe if we had billboards over here like that, it may deter a few.

Remove Child

Similar to the warning on every McDonalds drive through window of  "Coffee is Hot". 
Makes me wonder how many idiots had to take thier child to the emergency room for a pinched arm or smashed leg because they forgot to take them out of the stroller before they folded it up.
Then, how many of those same clowns had the nerve to get a lawyer and try to sue the company for not having that written in the instructions.

Truth is...if you are so dumb as to fold your child up in the stroller, then the odds are pretty high that you can not read.

WARNING: if you read the text under the photos on this blog...you may laugh or get pissed off.

Soap

OK so this will be a weird post...but it is my blog so if you don't like it...well you know.

I realized today, while taking a shower, a very strange thing I have done since...forever.  Get your minds out of the gutters and stay with me here.
Depending on which bar of soap I use...and I always have used bars because I hate body wash, as I believe a lot of guys do...I sing the stupid commercial in my head or out loud.  Every Time!
When I was a kid I would always smell the Coast soap and say "eye opening" 
Then I used Irish Spring for 20+ years and would do the whole "Clean as a Whistle" and sometimes even whistle.
For the last two months I decided to switch to Zest...and now I am "Zestfully clean" with every single shower...this one is in my head though never said it out loud...but I do it every time.

Seems the soap marketers of the old days, knew what the heck they were doing with the jingles they wrote.
30 years later I am still singing the stupid jingles in my head.
Maybe it is just me, I will never know because people like to look at me like I am an idiot before they admit something they might think the masses think is strange.  But hey! that is who I am...as I wrote in my profile.

At the least, I hope any of you who read this and didn't used to sing before....start now, then my work is going well.