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Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Hillbilly Vasectomy



Hillbilly Vasectomy....

After their 11th child,
a hillbilly couple decided that was enough,
as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his
cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy
that could fix the problem, but that it was expensive.

'A less costly alternative, ' said the doctor,
'is to go home, get a cherrybomb, light it, put it in a beer can,
then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.'

The hillbilly said to the doctor,
'I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I don't see how
putting a cherry bomb in abeer can next to my ear is going to help me...'

'Trust me,' said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beercan.
He held the can up to his ear and began to count!

'1'

'2'

'3'

'4'

'5'

At which point, he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and
continued counting on his other hand.

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