Your son.

I am guessing that his son is a teen...

Up til then, sons are fantastic and fun and cute. Then they develop a mouth...ahhh the beauty of duct tape. Good for ripping off that "almost a moustache" and for silencing them.

You would think after the 4865th time of saying..."boy, you should shut up now" they would learn to not say "ok"

"don't say another word"

"alright...god"

"one more...and I smack you!"

"ok..."

SMACK!!!!

"what the heck?!?"

"I warned you plenty of times"

"but, i didn't do anything"

SMACK!!!!

then a few hours of PISSED OFF.

3 years later and still they keep on.