He needs a boat!

I feel I have to tug on your heart strings for a minute.

Here is a pic of my stepson and me from last Summer.

When he found out we could not afford a boat last summer, he came at me with a steak knife.  Fortunately he only grazed my right eye.
Then in sheer frustration he ran into the bathroom and tore over half of his face away!

Summer is almost upon us and I am scared!  I know he wants a boat this summer.
I am scared!

A little about my stepson: 

1. He suffers from a very bad case of  nooutsideitis due to continual Xbox use.

2. He plays fishing games on the console, wishing he could fish for real and be a real boy.

3. He does not even remotely understand the concept of the girls he may meet on the water.

               (if he did, he would tear the rest of his face off!)

4. Mid-puberty....nuff said

 He needs my help and guidance!

 If he had a boat, we would be  forced to communicate.
 I am  willing to suffer through this for the  rest of the world, (take  one  for the team) so that he may learn from me and become a  helpful member of society.

 He may  just learn about Nature...Girls....Fishing....Life without a  Console, and .......... Lord help us, he may accidentally get a  smidge of common sense.

 So please, help us help him!!!

 One less adult without a job in 10 years, if you donate and help  now!