It must be half vampire...the sun is burning holes right through!Poor puppy, I bet he didn't have a choice on whether or not to be related to the Cullen's.
Before all of you Twilight fans go apeshit on me....I KNOW...the sun does not affect them like that.
It is a joke.
Relax.
It is just a series of books made into movies.
Relax.
They are not real, you have no chance of EVER hooking up with "Jacob" or "Edward" they dont exist.
And the actors won't hook up with you either...they are probably both gay anyhow.
Besides...the closest thing to the "perfect man" has been taken, and spends to much time on this blog. All the rest of them, will get fatter as they get older, alot of them are real turds, they will not be romantic from now until eternity...you will be lucky if you get a card more than twice a year, let alone romance and eternal vampiric bliss....
Now get me a beer Bitch!
Oh, I feel some hate mail-a-comin.
No hate mail from me. Just a little concern that you seem to know the characters of a series of books and movies I'd never heard of until about 2 weeks ago.
ReplyDeleteJust sayin'. ;)
I will not deny that I read the books, and I liked them...I just don't get all crazy about it.
ReplyDeleteThey are written well...but they are just books.
It isn't like I think Edward is a chiseled out piece of manflesh, and I wake up in a sweat thinking about him at night...its not like that at all...
And I never think about how fine a 7' indian werewolf would be...not me.
Just Sayin' ;P