Friday, September 11, 2009
The USRSF
The Pentagon announced TODAY
the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the:
United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
These mostly Southern boys will be dropped off into Afghanistan and will be given only the following facts about the Taliban and terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.
Applications are available at your local Wal-Mart sporting goods counter.
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Reason #5 was all any of them ever really needed. The rest was just icing on the cake. Oh, and if I can add a number 6.
ReplyDelete6. DEY TUK R JERBS!