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Wednesday, September 2, 2009

WTF of the week 3



You say you would like to work at our company?
Lets see here on your resume... Can hold 2 hockey pucks without hands...ok
High tolerance to pain...ok Had garage band that failed...check
Spend lots of time in tatto/piercing parlors...gotcha.
Sorry, try McDonalds...oh they wont hire you either....how about...no, really you have just limited yourself to Backyard Mechanic or tattoo artist...hope you know how to draw.

And PLEASE for the love of Pete...always where a condom, for the rest of your life!!!

PS. Love the horns...those will be wicked awesome in about 20 years!!!
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  1. AnonymousSeptember 3, 2009 at 10:30 PM

    They should be able to find work as spokes models for Trojan Condoms.

    A man shoots 20,000.000 sperm with each load, it only takes 1 to make one of these douche-bags, wear trojan condoms.

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