I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.Take a cup eggnog, and pour in 3 cups of sugar, add a bottle of vanilla extract, then top it off with a sprinkle of nutmeg...ahh christmas sweetness...gag. Its enough to make "normal" people sick.
Did we make a ginger bread house and eat chestnuts by the fire too?
Im betting they are some kind of computer geeks, making a super sweet Christmas picture to compensate for something...being computer geeks probably.
Really?!?
Who does this crap???
So, your high school crush on the bass player from Vibrating Sandbox still has your panties in a twist and you're still wondering where to go from here.
ReplyDeleteAll you sinister dudes are either dating a series of interchangeable barbie doll riot girls in baby doll dresses and a overdosed of manic panic, or permanently shacked up with some bitter old lady who pays all the bills. And you're still contemplating on either a wifely prison or a humiliating one night stand? Good luck with your choice.
I however have found in this void of potential mates a woman you may not have ever considered before, a woman of substance, fun and laughter, quietude and stability, a cerebral creature with a culture all her own. In short, a geek. So mock me, ridicule me, ol king of sarcasm, for me its Princess Lea in 6 inch heals. Ha ha ha.
And Merry Christmas, to you too Mr Scrooge. :)
So....she told you to write that.
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ReplyDeleteThe sweetness even makes me a bit ill at times because I am sure others on the outside are so envious of the utter happiness, it creates statements such as yours. But being party to this amazing geeky romance, I have never been happier so quip away my dear, and I will smile for being so grateful to find someone as silly as myself!
ReplyDeleteItchy, you completely left out the third demographic of "sinister dudes" (who talks like that?)
ReplyDeleteThe third demographic are those like me, who are involved with Patty and Rosie...the Palm sisters. Why else would I be posting Heartrate's of the week?