Train Ride

Sitting together on a train, travelling through the Swiss Alps , were an English guy, a Scottish bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young blonde Swiss girl with large boobs.

The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the English guy has a bright red, hand print on his cheek.

No one speaks.

The old Greek lady thinks:
The English guy must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.

The blonde Swiss girl thinks:
That English guy must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old Greek lady and she slapped his cheek.

The English guy thinks:
That Scottish bloke must have groped the blonde in the dark she tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

And the Scottish bloke thinks:
I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can slap that English bastard again.....