I am now going to label myself a veteren Sarcasticist.
To the experienced Sarcasticist, there can be nothing more satisfying than making your boss shut down completely due to your superior sarcasm skills!
When he/she asks you to do something, and you can say "I would love to! just please remove all my other work and I will hop right on that!" all with a charming smile.
Sarcasm is a skill that is so underrated. Anyone can be sarcastic...but it takes skill to be good at it. The underskilled use statements like "yeah right" or "whatever" that is the best they have. Yes that may shutdown you 13 year old boyfriend, but it will never work on parents or bosses.
Perfect examples: Drywallers or window tinters...yes we can all put up drywall or tint car windows, but I would be safe in saying, most of us would suck at it...but a skilled drywaller or tinter makes it look easy and do a beautiful job. This is why we pay them good money to do that for us.
So where is the profession for me? I have taken sarcasm to an artform and I am highly skilled, now I just need to figure out how to get paid for it.
I suppose the millions I make from a silly blog should be enough to support me until I find that job.
Shay
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