I wanna put all my glory to the lord!!!

Thank you Jesus for allowing me to make millions.
 and I will hook you up...here is a few thousand in the offering plate.

Sorry I couldn't be there on Sundays and all....you know how sports are.
I will get back to ya though when I can visit more often.

What?!? There are starving kids all over the world....DAMMMIT!!! I need to make a commercial to get OTHER  people to donate.

Sure the commercial cost about $400,000 to produce, but hey, it is worth every penny, so we can get the average, working hard as fuck, class people to donate the tiny money they have, while we keep our millions!

FUCK YOU!!!
Hypocritical fucks!