Dreaded RASS - Restless Arm Selfie Syndrome!

Somehow, my camera miraculously took a pic of me while I was asleep.

Oh wait, you can see my arm in the mirror.

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I have RASS - Restless Arm Selfie Syndrome..Happens when I fall asleep while texting....yeah that's it.

Bad Tattoos

Soooo close...

What is that sound?

Mommy, why is everyone looking at us??
Is it because you are so pretty?
Why do I keep hearing a swooshing sound?
Why does it always smell funny when you wear those pants? Like burning bacon?

DYNAM #5

Who knew that pajama bottoms could work as a top too.
I kind of feel like this should not be in the DYNAM section because she is obviously senile, at least for her sake, I hope that is the excuse.
I can't even begin to know what my reaction would be to see her in real life.
I am sure a tune would be humming in my head.
Do they wobble to and fro, can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?

Just plain WOW!

BTW since it has been a while---DYNAM --- Do You Need A Mirror.

DYNAM # 4

Do You Need a Mirror....absofrickinglutely!

If she were pregnant, it would still be tacky but semi-understandable....I mean COME ON!!!

Shelly...Shelly....Come on! Come on Shelly!

Ladies I know that a guy with a gut like my own is not an attractive thing, but let me tell you, the above has to be ten times worse. All she had to do was wear a shirt that covers it. There is not a damn thing sexy about showing a gut hanging over your belt. I may have that and it is not sexy, but at least I cover the thing!

I mean COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!

REALLY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Derp tattoos

Derp derp derp...that is about all i think we could understand when he speaks.

This one could fall under DYNAM or WTF of the week or any other "im a freak" category.

Insert same old questions about the future here:

What is wrong with these people? At what point does he say..."OK that is enough, now it looks good. The disc is as big as I wanted it to be."

I don't think I will ever understand...his parents must be so proud!

DYNAM # 3

Sexy style...yes YOU NEED A MIRROR!!!
They really need to set some sort of requirements for pants/shorts with writing on the back.
Never in sizes above "big" and never in sizes that fit anyone below 16.
Sorry but a 10 year old wearing stuff written on her ass for people to stare and read is a bit much. Parents who put the clothes on their young children, need a slap wake-up call.

And a woman who is big enough to be out of the sexy range shouldn't try to make us stare at her ass either.

Then to top it all off...the girls who are old enough and attractive enough to wear this stuff...will turn around and get pissed off at you for staring at her.

Whose idea was this anyway? Should guys start wearing sweatpants that say "Big" right over the crotch? A lot of them could get away with the same false advertising as the woman above.

Oooh better yet...."Tasty" or "Stud" or "Meat"
Will never happen for 2 reasons:
Women would be repulsed by this.
"most" men would never in the wildest days wear something that crazy.

So then why is it accepted for females to do so?????

Rant over

DYNAM #2

Yes, I am going to start the series posts.
DO YOU NEED A MIRROR?!?!?!?!
There are so many pics out there which fall into this category...so I will never run out of material.

And if she is the upgrade...you must have been with something pretty damn scary before.