Dash-Gun

This would be so bad for anyone like myself who has Road Rage issues.

I would not be killing anybody, but there sure would be a lot of flat ass tires out there.

Cool if it is needed and you have self control!

The truth in Automotive

So true...

Rednecks and their auto part stores

His friends need to tell him to STOP!!!

So many rednecks, so little time to fix them all.

The secret all men hunt for

Clever.

Speaking of gas stations

That seems about right.

Junk Car

We took this picture on the interstate at 70 MPH...I would not have believed this car could go that fast, if I had not seen it myself.
The air filter, door handle and grill are my favorite parts.

Well Lambert...You are welcome for the advertising to my viewers...at 0.50 a view, you guys owe me 3 dollars!!!

Rough night

Hey buddy....want another shot?
What?!? you are gonna flip me off after puking all over my car?
"Dude, remember that night you got soooo wasted?"
ahhhhh good times.

OK here we go.

Now is going to be one of my more passionate posts...be WARNED!  Foul language will be afoot.

I am probably one of the biggest 280ZX fans you will ever come close to.  This is my actual car above...not a great pic...but she is bad ass anyhow.  Not the fastest car on the road, but certainly one of the more fun to drive.

Background:
My dad owns a 1961 Corvette...he has owned it since I was 12.  When we drove that car around...ALL other corvette owners, new and old...showed respect and waved.  Some would stop and talk to us about the car, it is a beautiful car and will be running looooong after any Corvette made since 1984.

My ZX:
People who know of the ZX but don't own one...talk to me all the time...and I admit...I like it..Nice to get some attention from a car that deserves it...All these rice burners may look fast and have cool paint jobs, but they still nod, or at least look at it with some envy.
To the new 350 and 370ZX drivers who refuse to acknowledge it...FUCK YOU ALL!!
My car may not be worth $45,000 and may not be as fast...but i guarantee you my car will still be running while that piece of shit new 350 or 370 will be in a junk yard!
I don't want them to fawn all over my car...I am realistic about this...But if I wave to you, don't snub your nose up like I am driving some piece of shit Gremlin...it is the roots of where your car came from!
There are so few of the 1984-2003 300's on the road...you may ask yourself, why.
I still see 240's 260's and 280's  Because they are built right!

Yes I am over the top about this car...it is one of my major passions, I have loved the 280ZX since the day I saw one in the advertisement of my dad's hidden Penthouse magazine when I was 13.

All I ask for is a two finger wave at the least...just acknowledge that you know your roots!!!!!

Sad thing is...people who drive them probably don't even care about the history of this car...pffft whatever.

New ZX owners need to take lessons from the Corvette people.

Every single morning!

Every morning on my way to work there is some jackass driving 10-15 mph under the speed limit.

Every morning when I pass said jackass, they are on the fricking cell phone.

What is so fucking important that you have to talk on the phone during your commute?!?!

Is it your spouse, that you just saw 6 minutes ago?  Your boss, who you are about to see?

Or did you decide to call your mom and catch up on good times...at 7am in the fucking morning?!?!

People need to get a grip on this,

IT IS NOT THAT IMPORTANT!! 

YOU ARE NOT THAT IMPORTANT!!

And iiiiiiiffffff by some chance, it is the one in a million important call about you grandmother dying.....

PULL THE FUCK OFF THE ROAD!!

Grrrrrrrrr.....

Sticky car

I would never have the patience to do it...but it is briliant!

Might be a redneck...

The fridge has to wiegh more than the car.

Just found out a few days ago...these retarded little cars only get 30 mpg....so WHY would anyone buy such a deathtrap?? 
$14,000-20,000   for 30 MPG in a tin can...WTF?!?!
Because they are made by Mercedes?? 
Seriously, why would you buy one when there are dozens of much bigger cars that get 30+mpg
I just don't understand people...look at the Nissan Cube...that will be a whole nother post.

Very high suck factor

Gotta love the little pieces of rebar that stick out of those parking stops!
This had to be one pissed off individual.

Retarded SUV's

BMW X6

Suzuki X90

If you have seen the BMW in person you would realize what an awful looking vehicle it is.

Maybe not as bad as the X90 but bad anyway.

Outrun this

All I can say is... Sweeeeet!

Stupid Magnets

Dead on acurate.

At least if you pay 5 bucks for this, you truly know where your money went....

The same place it goes for all the other ones...in someones pocket.

Mind Job

I am still having trouble with this.

Excellent photoshop to really make your head hurt!

If you don't see it right away...keep looking.

4x4 Neon

I am sure this impresses the ladies.

Wonder how much money is invested in this car...if it is more than $25 they wasted their money.

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