Bad tattoo

I cannot decide if I hear Katy Perry or Survivor in my head, it keeps going back and forth.

No Regerts!!!

Rachel Dolezal GIF

Had no idea Rachel Dolezal was in a Michael Jackson video...

Face only a Father could love

I am fairly sure my daughter did this once.

I know for a fact she had a jar full of them, so I am betting on below.

Cicada shells from molting, in case you didn't know.

A Dad can only be so proud!!

Cummingtonite

After reading I found this is not as much a joke as it should be.

Cummingtonite is a real element.  I understand wanting to name it after the town and all, but really?!? 

No one noticed this naming issue?

Ranks it up there with the Sperm whale and Spotted Dick, or worse.

KFC Triple D

I kinda wish this was a joke. A hotdog wrapped in fried chicken instead of a bun.  WOW!  Probably pretty good, for colon cleansing.
Link here to see what may be headed towards America, how can America be more obese than the Philippines if they are eating these?

Look at me!!

Not that I would complain if I were in the gentleman's seat...but this is a perfect example of why people everywhere piss me off.  All in their own little bubble and don't give a shit about what effect they may have on the people around them.  Maybe the ladies on either side of you do NOT want a whiff of your snatch. Maybe the man's wife just died during a downward facing dog...you don't know, but you will do it anyway.  Selfish assholes.  Airports are so full of them.

Wonder if I could get away with the same actions?

Imagine a bald John Goodman with a goatee, in spandex with his little bulge showing for the world, doing this in an airplane aisle...pretty sure the Marshall would have me handcuffed.  (rightfully so)

Double Standard Rant over.

Tree Buttplug Statue

The statue (supposed to be a tree) in Paris that looks like a giant buttplug.
Way to be modern...Fail

"Tree"  LMAO

Shower hair

I am so so so grateful, that this is no longer an issue in my house.
Flashbacks...aaaaaaargggh!!!

Anime Body Pillow

I didn't fight in a war but I sure look at them the same way.  I really just do not understand the fetishes for Anime or Brony etc... with adult men.   In my opinion...weird. To each his own I suppose.

Bowllet the Hybrid of all Hybrid Mullets

Not only Bowl and Mullet...but the extreme hybrid of the mullet world, called the rat tail.  Very popular back in 83-86 I know a guy who had one in 1984, dyed blonde by use of lemon juice and Hydrogen Peroxide in the sun.  Two months later it was so brittle it just crumbled, so ended my rat tail, tale.

Back titties extreme

Wait....
Camel toes?
Pair o bare asses?
4 back titties?.....

I'm confused.
But I am paying hard attention to that caution sign!

Miley Cyrus

All I have to say, after reading everything from "Put your F***ing tongue back in your mouth" to racism.

WOW! Talk about publicity.

My opinion: Bad move and you looked like some 12 year old playing dress up on crack, and your dancing looked the same.  Did not really work out well.  I am sure Billy Ray is a proud papa now.

Sad.

Muffin Top extreme!

I want to run up behind her, grab each side, start shaking them up and down while saying....

 "and Leon is getting LARGER!!!!"

If you dont understand...click this link -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzZ4i8aWs_s

Facebook Chat

Semi rant and serious question at the same time.
I would have made a FB post similar to this, but it would then offend about 45 people on my list for sure.
Anyhow... Is it just me?
Seriously need comments on this.
Is it annoying as hell, to anyone else (who has a FB page) that people use a photo as the "Long time no see" chat log???

In case I need to explain further:
Photo is posted by A.    
B comments "you look great! How have you been?"
A comments back "Hey B, sup girlfriend aint herd from u n 4ever"    etc.................................
Sometimes this lasts about 30+ comments.

If it is not bad enough to see that on someone else's photo...
it is so much worse when two of them catch each other in comments in your photo not either one of thiers..

woooooohooooooo its on!!!  Yes SP that was for you

Is it just me?  I could not find anything on google to show me that I am not alone here, so it must be just me.

Crotchety old sarcasticist bastard!!!

What is that sound?

Mommy, why is everyone looking at us??
Is it because you are so pretty?
Why do I keep hearing a swooshing sound?
Why does it always smell funny when you wear those pants? Like burning bacon?

Jersey Shore

I suffered through only listening to 2 episodes of this show.  Was on the PC and did not watch...did not have to watch...hearing it, was all I needed to understand how bad it is going to be in America 10 yeaars from now.

How can we be considered the top of the food chain or a being of intelligence while this kind of TV is playing? 
Seriously.........  
no really.......Seriously.
(shaking my lowered head, slowly in dissapointment)