Farts are Funny!

A couple of funny fart things.  Remember Perf = Fart

So I do loves me a good fart joke!

More toilet humor

My apologies to the few who visit this site and are offended by this...now you may leave.

Horse Farts

Before you judge the stupidity of this post...remember, perf = fart  

so the site is named male bovine fart logs = bullshit.  Just a reminder.

Death by Fart

If I ever go missing, this will most likely be how they find me.

Jeff the farting dog

Old, but still one of my absolute favorites

Devil Demon Man

I wonder if the expression is permanent on his face.
If so then he achieved the PERFECT "I smell a fart" Face ! ! !
CONGRATS!

Bad wind a-blowin'

I was going to Photoshop in some sort of cloud blowing out....but decided it is just as well without.
Kudos to this cameraman!
Could qualify as more Olympic butts as well.

Brain Farts

Regular Farts.

We all get them.  Some think they are funnier than most.

Soundless farts

Feel free to go to jail so you can earn the quiet fart.
Great advertisement!!
Maybe if we had billboards over here like that, it may deter a few.

Support Farting

I seem to be developing a farting theme in the last month or so.
Oh well...I think farts are funny so I shall continue.
I need to find this magnet, it would be the only magnet I would ever buy, and I doubt I would even be able to keep it on my car for more than two days.  I hate the ribbon magnets because people have lost the meaning of them a week after they came out...now they are just for money and profit...and dumb sheeple buy them all the time.

Farting Preacher

Since I am on a fart kick...here is a video.
Farting Preacher has been around for a looong time, but it is still funny!

Need to fart

So true....
They did leave out...
During prayer in church.
While in a meeting.
When talking to your boss..
etc...

Aaaaachoooo

Very similar to something, that someone I know, did while golfing.
We all can laugh now, wondering who had the unfornutate job of cleaning three seperate stalls, since the velocity was that high.

At least I laughed.

WTF of the week # 26

Wow!!!!! Angel wings with fart flames!
How can you possibly top that!

I know,,,add a naked guy trying to enter.

I am truly blown away by this tattoo...I thought I had seen some bad ones...but this bets them all.

Dunno...

It just made me laugh.
As do all fart jokes, because contrary to popular belief....Farts are Funny!
2 month old babies will laugh at a fart!
It is society that has made them an unaccepted deal. Sure they stink sometimes, and in that case please excuse yourself, but by all means leave the bathroom door open so you may share the sounds with us.
I believe colon cancer is caused by holding in farts...stale air and uptight ass causes cancer!
So fart away!
FARTS ARE FUNNY!

After-Fart

I can't stop laughing at this pic. As soon as I saw the cat's face, i knew the caption.
I hope you guys find this at least half as funny as I do.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh...LMAO

Don't Tuck! PSA

For the people who will ask...and I know you are out there. PSA = Public Service Announcement.

Thanks to Sober in a Nightclub for having this to pilfer.

I never knew why I always sleep with one foot out from under the covers...now I know. Apparently it is a subconscious, self preservation thing. They did leave out the Dutch Oven.

Wikipedia says -- A dutch oven is a fart chamber (a contained area of flatulence) created by pulling a blanket over someone's head and farting. The phrase is a slang description based on the cooking action of a Dutch oven where food is cooked and steamed inside a closed chamber. Performing a Dutch oven creates an area of foul-odored air in an enclosed space that must be breathed in.^[1] This is done as a prank or by accident to one's sleeping partner

Gas Grill

Ever been cooking on your grill and about 10 minutes in, you run out of gas...with half cooked food?

Here is a very innovative solution. Food may taste a bit gamey, but at least you can finish cooking it.

Funny concept, but I don't think I would do what he did for the picture. Seems like one of those Johnny Knoxville ideas to me. Also not to cool, with a 5 year old watching.

Fart Jokes!

Everything needs fart jokes !

Farts are funny!

I don't care if they are socially unacceptable, they are funny and I have proof!

Babies at 4 months old will laugh when they fart...they have not been taught by the prude mothers yet that they "should not fart out loud" "go in the bathroom"

They just laugh at it in the bathroom...still funny.

Fart in a huge way in a big crowd of people and watch how many laugh.

Of course one or two of them will frown and pitch a fit...those will be the ones with colon cancer from holding their farts in.

Farts are funny! So learn to be fluent in flatula!

What has two cheeks and flies

Nasty but fricking funny... How bad does your ass have to smell???

Go wipe please!!!!

If they farted..would more flies come or would these, already here, drop dead?

LMAO!!!