Mean and Nasty

Mean level = 86

Nasty level = 79

Beating someone's ass level = 91

Funny as Hell if watching level = 100

Lego Butterfly

So disgusting 

yet so funny!

2 Things I never thought of about women

I can honestly say I never have had a thought along either of these two scenarios.

Just when I thought the first one was pretty gross, I read the second and WHAMMO!

I believe for all the, nasty ass, men out there, 

there are an equal number of the, nasty ass, ladies.

Face only a Father could love

I am fairly sure my daughter did this once.

I know for a fact she had a jar full of them, so I am betting on below.

Cicada shells from molting, in case you didn't know.

A Dad can only be so proud!!

Horse Farts

Before you judge the stupidity of this post...remember, perf = fart  

so the site is named male bovine fart logs = bullshit.  Just a reminder.

The Floor is Lava game

That game was fun when it was only your imagination.

Apparently this guy does not understand the cleanliness of bathroom floors at the urinal, he should have seen the picture above before taking on this quest.  Nasty.

Winter Ice Cream

Meat Beat

I feel the need to go grab some hotdogs and my wife!!

At least we know it is clean?!?

All I can really say is...Seriously????

Evil Tricks

Things I will do soon!

Shower hair

I am so so so grateful, that this is no longer an issue in my house.
Flashbacks...aaaaaaargggh!!!

Look mom...super bubbles!

We don't need a wand or soapy solution.
Here mom you try!!

It takes a second...

If you do not see it...look again.
This picture was taken about 3 seconds before a whole lot of screaming.
LMAO

Lazy people

I am pretty sure somebody did some time travel....then they found my son's future apartment.
With his style of cleaning, which is to wait for someone else to do it...this has to be what his apartment will look like when he is on his own.

Rough night

Hey buddy....want another shot?
What?!? you are gonna flip me off after puking all over my car?
"Dude, remember that night you got soooo wasted?"
ahhhhh good times.

Ok....cough

Not sure what this is an ad for...my guess would be Imodium AD, but I doubt it.

Pretty damn nasty.

Not real sure what this may have been an ad for, but damn is that nasty!

MMMMMMM what a babe!!!

I can almost smell those pits through my screen.
Sorry for those of you who ran out of the eye-bleach.

Steppin over the line!

This one is definitely stepping over the line...but it is only fitting for my blog.
Made me laugh and just about gag at the same time.
Just keep in mind, I am only the delivery boy here...don't kill the messenger.
I did not create it, I only share it.

Heart Rate #21 with fear

Just kidding!

How many just wretched?

Mmmmmmm...cottage cheese muffin.  Takes the muffin top to a whole new level.