Rockin' it on Pussy Patrol

Watch out Ladies! He is on the prowl!

Dreaded RASS - Restless Arm Selfie Syndrome!

Somehow, my camera miraculously took a pic of me while I was asleep.

Oh wait, you can see my arm in the mirror.

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I have RASS - Restless Arm Selfie Syndrome..Happens when I fall asleep while texting....yeah that's it.

Five finger facepalm

Doh!

Seatbelts

Too much makeup...

Too little seatbelt!!

Think it through...

Miley Cyrus

All I have to say, after reading everything from "Put your F***ing tongue back in your mouth" to racism.

WOW! Talk about publicity.

My opinion: Bad move and you looked like some 12 year old playing dress up on crack, and your dancing looked the same.  Did not really work out well.  I am sure Billy Ray is a proud papa now.

Sad.

Good thing there is a test

Because she could have had no idea she was pregnant until she saw that test result.

"Baby, you are either drinking wayyyyy to much beer or there is the possibility you are pregnant. better take this test so we know for sure."

Gimme a kiss

So she just kisses his bottom lip, I suppose.

-_-

Cats

Now that I have a new kitten named Angus, I will probably become one of those dorky cat people.  But I do promise to never post in LOLspeak....EVER.  But I cannot promise that won't post cat pictures that I find funny and non-cat people probably won't find funny.

I just cannot figure this picture out...besides it being a derp cat.  Is it even alive or is it a stuffed cat?
If it is alive then what the hell is it doing?

Guhhh fire!, guhhhhh

The Derp Duo!

duhhhh look at da fire....so cool! 

I just hope the guy in the back is posing like that on purpose.



22 Wheeler

Clearly he is driving a 22 Wheeler, so the 18 wheel sign just does not apply to him.

Dumass. Which by the way will be a new label.

Graduaccion

Congrashulachuns! you gradyouated!
Must be a Walmart cake.
How can someone really be that dumb and have a job.
Better than the mispell is the erasure of the extra O.

Well done!!

The elusive Derp Fish

One of those very rare photos of the elusive Derp Fish..

And apparenty it is holding a different breed of Derp Fish in its hands.

They belong together... DERP DERP DERP!