Cats

Now that I have a new kitten named Angus, I will probably become one of those dorky cat people.  But I do promise to never post in LOLspeak....EVER.  But I cannot promise that won't post cat pictures that I find funny and non-cat people probably won't find funny.

I just cannot figure this picture out...besides it being a derp cat.  Is it even alive or is it a stuffed cat?
If it is alive then what the hell is it doing?