Support Farting

I seem to be developing a farting theme in the last month or so.
Oh well...I think farts are funny so I shall continue.
I need to find this magnet, it would be the only magnet I would ever buy, and I doubt I would even be able to keep it on my car for more than two days.  I hate the ribbon magnets because people have lost the meaning of them a week after they came out...now they are just for money and profit...and dumb sheeple buy them all the time.