Get a job

The irony that I was at work!

He needs a boat!

I feel I have to tug on your heart strings for a minute.

Here is a pic of my stepson and me from last Summer.

When he found out we could not afford a boat last summer, he came at me with a steak knife.  Fortunately he only grazed my right eye.
Then in sheer frustration he ran into the bathroom and tore over half of his face away!

Summer is almost upon us and I am scared!  I know he wants a boat this summer.
I am scared!

A little about my stepson: 

1. He suffers from a very bad case of  nooutsideitis due to continual Xbox use.

2. He plays fishing games on the console, wishing he could fish for real and be a real boy.

3. He does not even remotely understand the concept of the girls he may meet on the water.

               (if he did, he would tear the rest of his face off!)

4. Mid-puberty....nuff said

 He needs my help and guidance!

 If he had a boat, we would be  forced to communicate.
 I am  willing to suffer through this for the  rest of the world, (take  one  for the team) so that he may learn from me and become a  helpful member of society.

 He may  just learn about Nature...Girls....Fishing....Life without a  Console, and .......... Lord help us, he may accidentally get a  smidge of common sense.

 So please, help us help him!!!

 One less adult without a job in 10 years, if you donate and help  now!

Microsoft Band

Nice and well done ad, but really not even close to accurate.

Everyone still looking at their wrist instead of phone, and would be awkward more often than not.

I am not sold on this at all, and didn't Apple already come up with this with the iPhone 6 as an accessory?

Solution would be to unplug once in a while and pay attentions to your kids, or life happening...not shrink it around your wrist.
Kind of funny how I am on a computer saying to unplug...what a hypocrite, now I have to blog about the author of this blog being a hypocrite, which then means that article would be hypocritical and....
(head explodes)

Cheerleaders paying homage

Oh mighty pole, teach us your wisdom.

Princess Leia walking in NYC Parody

I was so irritated when I saw the first video, I felt the BP rising way to high.

But on seeing the Parody below it...I was cured by laughter.

OMG men spoke to her....call the police!!! I will admit the guy walking next to her for a while was a bit weird, but homeless people do weird crap like that all the time.

Things I hate

Don't Be Sexist...

Sho Nuff!

Irony

This is not however true for myself, but I sure know someone it is true of.
Or not run the dishwasher because there is room for one more cup sometime by tomorrow.
Well by the time that 1 cup is dirty there are more dishes than can fit now.

Vicious cycle it is...