Mean and Nasty

Mean level = 86

Nasty level = 79

Beating someone's ass level = 91

Funny as Hell if watching level = 100

Crazy dog

It's so cute and cuddly!  

Evil Tricks

Things I will do soon!

New button for Facebook

We need this button added to Facebook A.S.A.P. !!
I would be clicking it all the time...

But then that would mean I am giving a fuck....now my head hurts like watching Next Generation time travel or Q episodes.

Hitman Monkey

I have seen these all over the net, so I figured I would put a few together for you.

Heart Rate #21 with fear

Just kidding!

How many just wretched?

Mmmmmmm...cottage cheese muffin.  Takes the muffin top to a whole new level.

Ooooh what is her phone number?

To all of you who ran out of eyebleach....your welcome!
The home cut hair bangs just do it for me soooooo well.
Judging by the ring...this was an ex-husbands posting somewhere to piss her off.

Good for him!!!!!!

other than the fact that he was married to that,

The finger

If only I had seen this 2 years ago!
I could have made one of these in my old job...and hook it to a switch by the dashboard.
Oh the possibilities....just flip the switch and nuff said.

I could use this for that special person with no backbone.
Yarta know this uhhhhh finger is uhhhhhh for you raght thar!  And the other one you can't see is doing the same to the wanna be ninja...it is a ninja finger that only a red power ranger ninja can see.

I know a lot of you are saying WTF?!?! ..but the few who know what I am referring to, get it.
Inside post...instead of inside joke.

Almost made it

This one really would not have made the Heartrate section anyway.
The question in my mind, is did she really not see the reflection before she posted it somewhere?
Or maybe it was posted by a disgruntled boyfriend or ex-husband.  Either way...thank you for giving us a few laughs!

Best Picture ever...

Gee thanks!!! ruin it for the rest of us!!

Pissed off in 3...2...1...

My son has a pretty good idea how bad it is to wake up like this.

I can only imagine how bad it sucks.

LoTR

Way to traumatize a kid...what would make this even better, is if that is his kid.

This must be one of the actors, since the costume is way to good for an amateur.

Classic picture!

Ouch!

If this is real...wow.

Sucks to be Steven.

Hey Steven...try faithfulness...it costs a lot less.

Life Sucks

I'm hanging in there as best I can dammit!!!

Make a point

I am in awe at the artistry of this. Not that it looks like art, but to come up with the idea to write that on the counter. What better way to get the point across...It is beautiful!

So much better than just bitching someone out or leaving in a huff...anymore they dont care. But I can damn sure bet the waitress was pissed off while she cleaned this mess. And if they just made a mess, it would never have had the same impact....So perfect!!

Hope the manager saw it too.

Wish I had thought of it.

High fiv...uh...

So mean, yet so funny!

I figure when I spend my time in hell, it is going to be with tattoos and piercings all over my face, I will weigh 600lbs and be starving with missing fingers.....so far.

With more posts I am sure it will be worse.