How is he not a gynecologist?!?

Opportunity missed...

Sales genius, because everyone is dumb

Typed in wireless color printer, and these are a lot of the listings I got.

Maybe there are more wired, wireless printers than I realize.

Yo Mamma!

Babe of the Week

Rockin' it on Pussy Patrol

Watch out Ladies! He is on the prowl!

Rachel Dolezal GIF

Had no idea Rachel Dolezal was in a Michael Jackson video...

Illustrations of a Mother

I figured my daughter could relate well!

Nice Tattoo

Don't know what it says...

With a booty like that...Don't care.

Just a note

A note I put on the Mercedes with handicapped stickers parked way to close to my driver door.

Normally I would not have such a reaction, but considering there were only 4 cars in a 50 car parking lot, and they parked so close I couldn't get in easily, I had a reaction. Then I heard my loving wife's voice in my head, and thought about Karma...hence the note. 

Apparently I dumbassed up the spelling of Karma as well.

I also showed him where the dent would have been.

Get a job

The irony that I was at work!

Mean and Nasty

Mean level = 86

Nasty level = 79

Beating someone's ass level = 91

Funny as Hell if watching level = 100

Great plug invention

Why did it take 100 years to turn the ketchup bottle over?

Why does America not have a bidet on every toilet, like Japan?

Marketing

Catouflage

Because it is way funnier when I do it!

Buckle Up!

Words to live by.

Babe of the Week 4-14-2015

If you have already seen all of the babe of the week posts or BOW or Heart-Helping and you need more...

Check my NSSFW site..Not so safe for work. "Butt" it does have a particular theme to it.

Rear Beauty